A SMALL GAME ABOUT A LARGE INCONVENIENCE

OGRE in the SLOW LANE.

Pay rent. Get qualified. Outmaneuver a goose. Try being a person.

WEEK01OPEN ENDED

WEEKLY CLOCK60h left

0h spent · every move counts

POCKET MONEY$220

Bank $0 · Debt $0

FOOD80/100

WILL TO FUNCTION85/100

LIFE SCORE00000

Best finished run: —

CITY OF MILD INCONVENIENCEClick a building. The Ogre will actually walk there.

EXISTENCE IN PROGRESS“I was not briefed on this.”

You: OgreSir HonksalotTravel: 2h per blockOne click travels · arrows select · Enter confirms

Weekend: rent $65 · recover energy · something weird

PROGRESS & CONSEQUENCESGoals, rival goose, and the paper trail

THE VAGUELY FUNCTIONAL LIFEFill all four. At the same time.

THE PAPER TRAILYour week, unfortunately documented.

YOUR PROFESSIONAL NEMESIS

Sir Honksalot

“Honk.” — a man with a five-year plan.

THE DAILY INCONVENIENCE